Sunday, November 30, 2008

SBK2K9 Workout Plan

Objective: Get Ripped
Execution: Lackluster
Training Method: Navy SEAL 12 week program
End Results: TBD
Get Jacked

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

SAW has a problem

a fighting problem. We are going to have to hold an intervention if his tank-like beastouts and dominations become an everyday occurence.
Signed your fellow bloggers

We need $500


Finish this pizza in 1 hour, and you get $500 beans.

Bob and I are heading down somewhere south (hopefully) for the BC bowl game. A possible side trip includes going to pointersdelivery in St. Louis and trying to conquere the Pointersaurus pizza. 28" of meaty cheesy goodness. If we finish in under 1 hour then we get $500.

In order to do this we have worked out a comprehensive 3 week workout plan.

Week 1
1 gallon of water a day
Large iceburg lettuce beastout monday and thurs.
Weekend: 24" Presto's cheese pizza

Week 2
1-2 gallons of water a day
Iceburge lettuce beastouts monday and thurs.
Celery regiment every day.
Weekend: 24" presto's chicken and pepperoni pizza.

Week 3
2 gallons of water a day.
Iceburg lettuce beastout every 2 days
Celery regiment every day
Weekend: 24" Presto's chicken and pepperoni pizza, small 10" 1 topping (tbd.) MUST FINISH ASAP

So here is the key to success. $500 is alot of money for doing something we love. Results will follow someday...

Cheese Sub Follow-up

Being very interested as well in the mystery of the Cheese Sub pricing, I decided to enter my least favorite pizza spot Pino's and end the controversy. Transcript follows

Me: Can I get a slice, and by the way why is the cheese sub 50 cents more than the cheeseburger

Pino's: What are you talking about? (startled expression)

Me: Yeah its more expensive and it doesnt have any meat.

Pino's: Lemme see that (comes out behind the counter and looks at the board)

Pino's: Huh...I guess the fucking cheese is expensive.

Me: Guess it is.


The mystery is over....lon live the cheese sub